APRIL FOOLS!

BUT HEY, YOU CLEARLY HAVE GREAT TASTE.

We’re not actually making zaatar-flavored condoms (yet).

But you are eligible for a 20% discount on the real good stuff.

How to claim it:
* In-store: Show us this AD (yes, we’re judging you — lovingly)
* Online: Use promo code FOOLMEONCE at checkout

Because life’s too short for tasteless food and bad jokes. Happy April 1st from The Good Thymes.